Read an egg-cerpt from Sexy Tales of Paleontology
‘He works for the UN,’ says Brian, rubbing the small of my back.
‘Ah,’ says the ambassador, raising his eyebrows.
‘I head a research team,’ I say uncomfortably, feeling the bowtie constricting my throat. ‘We’re looking into the business with the toasters. We’ve been working for … years now. Years.’
‘Ah yes, very curious,’ says the ambassador, looking over my shoulder. ‘You must excuse me. I see a small bowl of olives.’