Fiction ∙ “No judgement, just a choice in place of no-choice.”
Read MoreFiction ∙ “But Michael Douglas’s face is hidden by the rings of Saturn.”
Read MoreFiction ∙ "I hold air inside my hand, and I look very closely and try to see what is inside of it."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "My company makes a killing sourcing out our sustainable, up-cycled crosses to the federal government."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "He couldn’t say exactly when he’d had the idea of breaking in, but somewhere he’d been told that spark plugs could break a window without making a sound."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "New variations on the traditional understanding of the universe are explored through a synergistic blend of spaghetti remnants on corrugated picked cat fur."
Read MoreNon-Fiction ∙ "Equality never came."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "A naked woman, metaphor had taught me, was either a weakness or a strength. She might be a panther or a worm, depending on the book that you were reading, but a naked man just was, like a rock pool: as neutral as the Swiss."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "Sometimes when I’m at a crossroads, or in an awkward conversation, or sometimes even when I’m struggling to fall asleep at 3AM doing nothing of significance at all, I let Demi Lovato guide my life choices."
Read MoreFiction ∙ "How do you even begin to explain the concept of matrimony to a dog? The answer is you can’t."
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